3. Bedazzled Jeans.
Around ‘98 the more sparkle you could put on your jeans, the better. I think Britney Spears started the trend. Enough said.

4. MC Hammer Pants.
Can’t touch this. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist). I used to have a poster in my room that said “Hammer Time” and the neon pants to match. Thoughts?
 
5. The stripper shoe.
Call them platforms, call them shoes of the night—whatever you call them, they’re ugly. When I was 16, I thought they made me look sexy and grown up. But then again I also thought Bob Saget was an ideal father figure.

6. Velour Track Suits.
Sweatpants with “Juicy” on the butt were universally wrong, but what about their counterpart, the head-to-toe Easter-egg velour ensemble? My sister had a sky blue shade, and me, being the rebel, sported a bright lemony yellow. Not only were we synthetically fuzzy, but we looked like Easter on crack.