6. Velour Track Suits.
Sweatpants with “Juicy” on the butt were universally wrong, but what about their counterpart, the head-to-toe Easter-egg velour ensemble? My sister had a sky blue shade, and me, being the rebel, sported a bright lemony yellow. Not only were we synthetically fuzzy, but we looked like Easter on crack.

7. Extreme Flairs (aka Bell Bottoms).
My mom warned me against this one—she had an embarrassing stash of photos from the 70s looking “trendy,” (more like “ridiculous”). I still didn’t listen. Now I have a stash.

8. Uggs.
Sometimes you cross your fingers that a celebrity sports the outfit you’re dying to wear, so then you can justify your fashion choices. That celebrity was Kate Hudson in 2003 and the trend—Ugg boots and a mini-skirt. I think I must have been temperaturely confused—I couldn’t tell if I was hot or cold, so I decided to make a hybrid outfit. I still cringe.

9. Make your own 80s.
With the 80s revival brought the need to cut up every shirt in your closet, so that it hung sexy-like off your shoulder. Now I just wish I had those shirts back. Sad.

10. Sparkle Belts.
Another bedazzle nightmare. The motto: the more low-slung, the better. Why I chose to look like I shopped at the 99 cent store is beyond me.

Did I leave any off the list? Please share.