Head Scarves.
When I see a woman wearing one of these, I think of the bandannas that Hulk Hogan wears. As a general rule, anything reminiscent of Hulk Hogan isn’t sexy.

Capri Pants.
Frankly, I don’t understand what’s happening to the length of women’s pant legs. Some come to below the knee, some to the calf and some are adjustable. Some are rolled up, some have zippers at the sides, some have strings and some puff out and look like something a pirate would wear as he swabbed the deck. “I don't know what to call them other than pantaloons,” Shawn says.

But whatever you want to call them, the bottom line is that you don’t want to wear something that looks like it shrunk in the dryer. Either go long (pants to the ankles) or not (shorts above the knee). There’s no in-between.

High-waisted Pants.
These look like something worn by an uncool mom, who no longer cares about looking good. I know that sounds cruel, ladies, but it’s the stone-cold truth.

Writing on your butt.
I care about you, ladies, so consider this a public service announcement. You may think sporting shorts with your alma mater or favorite logo on the rear is cute, but have you ever really thought about the repercussions of what you’re doing?