It’s guaranteed that the eyes of every straight male, from the ages of 12 to 97, are staring at that piece of your anatomy. “I support this trend,” Shawn says. “Women, thank you for giving me an excuse to stare at your asses.”

A Word on Sunglasses.
If you’re not a fighter pilot, resist the urge to get your Top Gun on and put the Aviators away. And unless you’re taking your grandma to a bingo game, stay away from those big white sunglasses too.

Wearing Sweatpants or Pajamas Outside.
There’s nothing wrong with being casual, but you don’t want to be so casual that it looks like you just rolled out of bed and didn’t bother getting dressed.

“Pajama pants were OK in college, but not if you're going to the store or anywhere where you'll be seen by the general public,” Andrew says.

Channeling Seinfeld, Shawn says that wearing sweatpants or pajamas outside sends a terrible message that “you've simply given up.”

What Men Like.
Some of you ladies reading this may be thinking, enough with the criticism. Is there anything that men like? Sure there is. You ladies are aces. You’re the best. There’s plenty you wear that we love.