There's an -ology for everything, but what about the most important -ology of all: Shoeology? Read on to find out what your work shoes reveal about your personality!

Strappy Red Satin.
At the office, this is a dead giveaway—you want to be anywhere but where you are. Preferably with some tall, dark, handsome man or with friends that make you laugh so hard you snort. You know you’re smarter than your boss and so does your boss’s boss. When you walk into a meeting with “The Boys,” you take full advantage of being able to keep them off balance, straddling the line between attraction and fear.

Boot Seasoned.
You can’t wait for the temperature to drop or the night air to have a chill. You watch the Weather Channel in summer in hopes of a freak cold snap. You love the sound the zipper makes as it crawls up your calf. To you, these boots are sexier than any teetering toe strap and pencil thin heel, especially since you can actually walk in them. Correction—you can stride in them. Confidence is so sexy, especially in a boot.