Dropping the bomb
A colleague walks out of the bathroom as you walk in to fix your hair. She managed to drop the bomb in there, leaving a god-awful stench, only for another colleague to walk in, gag and look at you with disdain. “It wasn’t me, I swear!”

Talking to yourself
Wireless headsets seem to make life more convenient, but not when you enter an elevator thinking the fine guy in there is greeting you with “hey, how you doing?” You respond with a flirtatious “I’m doing just fine” before getting the “oh no, I wasn’t talking to you” look from him.    

Forgetting to clean your history
A friend needs to look something up on your computer. Next thing you know, by simply typing “www” every cheesy self-help site, every sex toy site imaginable and, of course, your Martha Stewart fan club site comes up for your friend to see on the address line scroll—all because you didn’t clear out your cache.

Public displays of coupledom
Ugh. Being around a couple who doesn’t know the meaning of “get a room” makes you want to arrest them for indecency. Whether witnessing them fight or how they get down on a sexual level (not by your choice), you would think they would be the ones feeling awkward, right?