Meeting the lame ones … again
Your sister’s fiancé introduces you to his college roommate who apparently is your “perfect match.” Only you’ve met him already—last night when you told him he’s lame and doesn’t have a chance in the world.

The imaginary mirror
When you don’t have a mirror on hand and need to check yourself out, you go for the next best thing—some random tinted car window. Thing is, the person on the other side of the window is checking you out as well. Which is fine, except for the guy sitting in the car wondering why you’re puckering your lips like that.  

He’s really not that into you.
You’re driving in your car when some guy in another car tries to get your attention. He honks and motions to roll down the window before you do so and tell him to “f@#k off, I’m not interested.” “Um, I just wanted to let you know your trunk is open.”

And here’s an extra one you’ll experience if not careful (if you haven’t already):