10. The last time you went jogging was in 7th grade PE class.

9. You insist on taking pictures from the neck up, or behind someone.

8. When you see someone that hasn’t seen you in a while and they ask, “When are you due?”

7. Your last pair of running shoes you owned were Reeboks- circa 1985.

6. You justify not working out by claiming you burn calories by chewing.

5. After doing three jumping jacks, you feel nauseous and think, "that's good enough for me."

4. Your scale is covered in three inches of dust.

3. You think dumbbell is just the nickname of the ditzy receptionist at work.

2. Your time at the gym is five minutes of stretching and two hours of gawking at the hot trainers.

1. Your partner playfully pokes you in the belly because the extra meat is just so “cute.”

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