Sigh. Who hasn’t had to deal with business double-talk in the office? To help you decipher all that spin going on in the conference room, here’s the lowdown on “The Buzzword” (what the office cronies are saying) and “The Buzz” (what they really mean).
The quicker you pick up on the real meaning behind business buzzwords, the faster you’ll get ahead.
The Buzzword — The Buzz
I’d like to build on your point. — I totally disagree with you, but you’re my boss.
Thank you in advance. — If you don’t do this, I’m screwed.
We’re launching another major initiative. — Your life will be a nightmare for the next six months.
I was out doing competitive research. — I was shopping.
We need to think outside the box. — We’re desperate.
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| Or: What are you doing today? Meaning, I have a huge project that I need you to do for me. | |