Drama Diva Co-worker
She starts each morning at work with, “You’ll never guess what happened to me last night!” Her life tends to revolve around dive bars, seedy men and alcohol. Her stories are always entertaining, but be careful—you don’t want to end up in any of them.

24/7 Guy Co-worker
Rumor has it that this co-worker has never left the office. A sleeping bag is tucked underneath 24/7 Guy’s desk because his office is his home-away-from-home. He lives and breathes for paperwork, business meetings and Excel documents. He’ll eventually burnout, bug-eyed and frazzled. It’s too bad. You’ll be stuck with his workload. In the meantime, give this co-worker a little extra help every once in a while. That way when the boss praises his work ethic, you’ll be a part of his hard-working team.

Mr. Gigabyte Co-worker
When your computer downloads a virus, Mr. Gigabyte is the guy to text SOS for help. He’s your Knight in Shining Armor of the 21st Century. But you don’t have to limit your awkward conversations to hard drives and modems. This is the co-worker who deserves your famous snickerdoodles on his birthday. He’ll return the kindness by fixing your computer first when the office is attacked by an e-mail virus.