Preppy Spoken Here.
“I am Ivy League. I’ve had boyfriends named Biff, Cliff, and Chet. My sport of choice is brunching at the club. I have had at least one postgraduate degree, earned because I felt I hadn’t devoted enough time to that area during my double major undergrad. When I decide to have children, they will be scheduled—from conception to delivery and all the activities from than point forward. My sense of humor is so dry, on the rare occasion I laugh, I become parched. Please pass the imported sparkling mineral water, crystal glass, crushed with ice and a twist of lime. Not a slice, a twist.”

Faithfully Dull.
Far from bewitching, these are the shoes found in offices everywhere. They are the loyal companions of the pantsuit, from the smallest cubicle to the snobbiest of boardrooms. You don’t particularly like being average height, so you found the perfect solution: The shoe version of white noise—always there, serving the purpose of adding three inches, but going mostly unnoticed. Stand tall, little lady—everyone else thinks you are.