1. PERFECT TASTE. The dessert fork and spoon will be placed horizontally above the dinner plate.

2. PERFECT TASTE. If the asparagus is served al dente—slightly firm to the bite.

3. RECIPE FOR DISASTER. Eat steak and other meats by cutting one small piece at a time.

4. RECIPE FOR DISASTER. Wait staff should always serve diners from the left and clear from the right.

5. RECIPE FOR DISASTER. Cover your mouth delicately when you burp at the table and always excuse yourself—quietly.

6. PERFECT TASTE. A couple generally is not seated side-by-side at formal dinner parties.

7. PERFECT TASTE. There’s nothing wrong with serving salad after the main course.

8. RECIPE FOR DISASTER. If it’s too hot to eat, wait patiently until it cools. Never blow on it!