5. Exercise yard = fabulous body.
The Prison Break guys may not exist in real life, but the exercise yard sure does. And what other guy has as much time to work on his abs and quads? You may not get to enjoy them much, but when you do it’s enough to last you for another week.

4. The remote is all yours.
So he hates America’s Next Top Model. And he wishes you’d stop listening to country music on road trips. It no longer matters. Crank up that stereo, girl, because the only thing he’s listening to is his roomie snoring in that bunk bed.

3. Nobody’s scarier than a gangster’s moll.
Looking for instant street credibility? An unofficial insurance policy? Dating the ultimate bad guy means that no one will mess with you. Ever.

2. Their dating profiles don’t look half bad.
“34-year-old agricultural salesman from California. Widower. Resembles Dean Cain.” When’s the last time you found that on Match.com? Now realize that Scott Peterson may not be everybody’s dream guy, but if you’re looking for a homicidal hunk, there are plenty to go around.