First off, allow me to commend you on your high standards and refusal to settle for less than you deserve. A good man is hard to find and I’m not talking about quantity (the truth is that about 105 boys are born for every 100 girls). I’m talking about quality. What was considered “good enough” for your mom or grandmother just doesn’t cut it anymore (sorry, grandpa). Today’s women are smarter, better educated and more successful than ever before. And it’s because of this independence that women have choices. And more and more women are choosing to stay single rather than settle for second best. The problem with finding a good man is that you’ve gotten way too good for us. Think about it: You women had the Sexual Revolution to motivate you, but what have us guys been doing for the last thirty years? Can you say “ESPN”? That’s right, while you’ve been out bringing home the bacon and frying it up in a pan, we’ve been sitting on our asses watching sports and drinking Bud Light.

So why shouldn’t you be on the hunt for a guy as good as you are? Successful, attractive, educated, serious, clean.