How to Ditch a Date in Heels
Fake an illness.
This excuse works equally well in the days/hours leading up to a date you’re not sure you want to go on, and once a bad date is in progress. Food poisoning and/or the stomach flu are the most reliable excuses. No guy in his right mind is going to question whether or not your frequent trips to the restroom are for real. A killer migraine is also an easy out, while faking a sore throat and cough really only works if you’re a decent actress.
Fake an emergency.
The savvy single gal is like a Boy Scout—always prepared. Which means that before any date you’re not totally psyched about, you should enlist the help of your friends by setting up at least one, if not two, check in calls throughout the night. One should be about thirty minutes into the date (to make sure things are off to a good start), and another should follow about 45 minutes later (to ensure things haven’t taken a surprising turn for the worse). Set up code words for whether the date is good or bad (Good date: “Congratulations! I knew you’d pass the bar.” Bad date: “She what? Is she okay? What hospital?”) If things are going well, your date will never know about The Friendship Pact. And if it’s failing miserably, his feelings won’t be hurt when you excuse yourself to rush to your mother’s/sister’s/best friend’s side at the hospital after her car accident/rollerblading spill/salsa dancing catastrophe.
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I did the cell phone emergency thing and my date turned out to be awesome and when it rang and I didnt leave he said oh you must want to continue the date - he wasnt fooled, he knew what the emergency phone call meant :)
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Does it occur to you that he might want to accompany you to hospital to check on the injuries?
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I was in Israel, and I went out with someone that my voice teacher's girlfriend's daughter's brother knew (which in and of itself is a bad sign). He took me to the bar where the pool league was based, and proceeded to tell me about his beliefs on reincarnation and the information about his past eight lives. If I remember correctly, in one of those lives he was a Nazi. Luckily, I had gotten really carsick on the way, and really did have a stomach ache, although he would have been enough to churn my stomach on his own!
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