Fuzzy Navel
A true newcomer to social situations orders a Fuzzy Navel. This drink says, “I attend wedding receptions regularly.” The drinker is uncorrupted by the trendy social scene. Take him by the hand and show him the way to a fun-filled evening.

Rum and Diet Coke
Any Diet Coke mixer lets you know that person is watching his weight. If he’s already thin, he might be a little bit anal retentive, so avoid him. If he’s chubby on the other hand, give him some credit for trying to shed the pounds.

Margarita
The ultimate frou-frou drink. A girl drinking margaritas can be the newest addition to your Party Girl entourage. Get to know her and soon you’ll be dancing on the bar and bonding.

If a guy looks comfortable drinking margaritas, he probably has female friends who influence him, a very good thing indeed. Of course, he also may be gay, especially if the drink is pink.

Extra tip: Throw all of the previous rules out the window if a beach is nearby. Then any icy concoction goes.