Photo Credit: © iStock/Gina Luck No. 8: The cowboy
You know the saying “Save a horse, ride a cowboy?” This guy’s got rustic charm all wrapped up in his cowboy hat, dusty flannel and wad of chewing tobacco in his lip. Calm down, it’s menthol-flavored and he brought a spit-cup, no big deal.


Photo Credit: © iStock/Jamie Evans No. 7: The younger boy
Younger guys have the sexual energy of rabbits and can easily go all night long. What, you’re tired? That’s OK, he’ll just turn up the music and give you a Red Bull so you can keep going. Just watch out for those elbows (and pesky statutory laws), because he hasn’t quite learned how to properly remove a bra yet. But practice makes perfect, right?