Photo Credit: © iStock/Jamie Evans No. 7: The younger boy
Younger guys have the sexual energy of rabbits and can easily go all night long. What, you’re tired? That’s OK, he’ll just turn up the music and give you a Red Bull so you can keep going. Just watch out for those elbows (and pesky statutory laws), because he hasn’t quite learned how to properly remove a bra yet. But practice makes perfect, right?

Photo Credit: © iStock/Christopher Nagy No. 6: The dangerous bad boy
Sure, he probably won’t call you the next day or even remember your name, but when the cops have picked him up and he needs bail money, you’ll be the first person he gets in touch with (a guaranteed reconnection)! And if he has to stay behind bars then you know just where to find him. Can you say ‘conjugal visit?

Photo Credit: © iStock/Joey Nelson No. 5: The musician
He oozes sex appeal on stage, so it’s no wonder you want to take him home. And of course, you’re more than willing to flash the security guard to get backstage, wait patiently for hours outside his dressing room and share him with the 30 other groupies there as well, right?

No. 4: The foreign fling
Nothing is sexier than a hot man with an adorable accent—who cares if you have no idea what he’s actually saying? He might be telling you he hasn’t showered in three days, but in your mind he’s saying ‘Come stay with me forever.’