No. 4: The foreign fling Nothing is sexier than a hot man with an adorable accent—who cares if you have no idea what he’s actually saying? He might be telling you he hasn’t showered in three days, but in your mind he’s saying ‘Come stay with me forever.’
No. 3: The older man This guy’s got the sexual experience to peak your interest. So what if he has no idea who Justin Timberlake is and he thinks
American Pie is a dessert, you can still have fascinating conversations about IRAs and retirement plans. And eating dinner at 4:30 p.m. is much better on the digestive system, plus think of all the sleep you’ll catch up on when you’re both in bed by nine o’clock.
No. 2: The nerd OK, so before you the only sex he had was of the cyber variety, but you can put those dexterous fingers (the plus-side of playing
World of War Craft all day) to good use. And the next day you can look for a mention on his blog—you’ll practically be famous. Don’t lose his number though; when your computer crashes you’ll be glad you played strip
Dungeons and Dragons with him.