6. Blue Lagoon

Find a deserted island, get stranded and fall in love. Musts include making sure there are only two people (tribal groups can be so bothersome) and securing that both parties are attractive. Ability to keep up conversation for long periods of time is also a necessity. And, even if it is incest, who cares? You’re on an island (and he’s hot).

5. There’s Something about Mary

Encourage stalking. Some may call it a crime, but we call it love. And doesn’t every girl want a little attention (even if she doesn’t know she’s getting it)?

4. Scream

Tragedy is a turn-on. What can be more romantic than death? Well a lot of things. But hey, everyone has different turn-ons. Some people find love at weddings, others at church, but if you’re a cop and a reporter, what better place to hit it off than at a crime scene?

3. Speed

High pressure situations will speed up any romance. Even if he’s trying to save you from an evil terrorist plot, it doesn’t mean that he can’t make a little time for romance. If he’s successful, you’ll be moving away from the danger zone and into the love zone. First he’ll dismantle the bomb and then—your heart.

2. Borat

Aim low. Even though Pam Anderson may look amazing in a bathing suit, a poster won’t be able to give you your basic needs. Your adoring hooker may not be a looker, but if she/he’s willing to move to Kazakhstan, then it must mean something. And you won’t have to pay to get a little something, too.