Aim low. Even though Pam Anderson may look amazing in a bathing suit, a poster won’t be able to give you your basic needs. Your adoring hooker may not be a looker, but if she/he’s willing to move to Kazakhstan, then it must mean something. And you won’t have to pay to get a little something, too.

1. Never Been Kissed

Head back to high school. You may not score with the cool crowd, but who cares? You can still snag an older man who thinks you’re underage. Doesn’t every man want a younger girl anyway? And nothing screams date me like having to sneak in to an 18-and-older club.

Now that you’re aware of potential scenarios for finding love, make sure you snag the opportunity to write your phone number in a book, get on a bus that’s set to blow up or rescue an attractive man from peril. And some may say movies are unrealistic. Puhleeze!



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