11. Are you a bird collector? ‘Cause you’ve got a nice set of hooters.

10. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

9. I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!

8. Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position.

7. Damn girl, you have more curves than a racetrack.

6. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

5. Let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle.

4. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning."

3. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

2. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

1. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?


More Dating Advice & Tips for The Single Life
Top 10 Men Women Fantasize About