However, since married guys usually can’t keep any secret from their wives, his stories ruin the single guy’s chances of ever being fixed up with the wife’s single girlfriends. It usually only takes one experience like this before a guy learns to shut up and avoid locker room talk altogether.

David B. Moye is a San Diego-based writer who learned all about the human psyche during his 11 month stint as a phone psychic.

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