So I say you take the initiative and call it quits, get out and move on. That way you’ve taken control and he’ll have to beg his way back into your good graces by treating you better. But to be safe, keep the door locked so you don’t accidentally let him back into your bed. Bye-bye Booty Call Bob!

Debbie Appel worked as a writer on 40 Celebrity Weddings and a Funeral and
is currently working on 50 Smoldering Showmances. She is a freelance writer
for E! Entertainment and various entertainment magazines. She resides in Los
Angeles.