On one hand you can broach the relationship topic with BCB if you’d like just to get a feel on where he stands. But my guess is that once you do, suddenly the booty calls will stop since he now knows you two crazy kids aren’t on the same playful page anymore. Hey, if he wanted you as his girlfriend, he would’ve done something about it by now. So sadly, he probably doesn’t.

You know what they say – you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. And this guy sounds like a 15-year-old bulldog who isn’t going to change. It’s been several months and it probably never even occurred to him to take you out for dinner. And I hate to say it, but why would he? Booty Call Bob is already getting laid and never has to do anything more than show up at your door after hours. It’s time to jump ship, my friend.

So I say you take the initiative and call it quits, get out and move on. That way you’ve taken control and he’ll have to beg his way back into your good graces by treating you better. But to be safe, keep the door locked so you don’t accidentally let him back into your bed. Bye-bye Booty Call Bob!