Week Three: Get a spray tan, a wax and give yourself a pat on the back for swearing off desserts for three weeks. (Your butt is thanking you, too.)

Now you look hot and you feel better than ever. What next? Find out where he is going to be one night and roll to that bar with your friends. Act like you don't see him and park your gorgeous self at the bar with your girls. When he comes up to talk to you, be sweet and keep the conversation light and brief. Grab your drink and politely dismiss yourself after chatting with him for a few minutes and park yourself in another area of the bar. The key here is to end the conversation first and walk away. It'll make him realize you’re no longer that desperate girl who texted him 10 times in one weekend. Instead, you are a hot, confident girl who needs to be pursued if he wants to spend one more minute with you.

Trust me, if there is any chance of a reconciliation, it will happen after this episode. If not, then it wasn't meant to be. Hey, at least you look hotter than ever, just in time for the next guy.

Giuliana DePandi has been anchor and Managing Editor of E! News since January 2005. She joined E! News as a correspondent in 2002, handling a variety of stories and events. Her debut book, Think Like a Guy, is the first project under her production company GDP Entertainment, Inc. Think Like A Guy is a practical and funny handbook of rules compiled by Giuliana. She knows what it’s like “out there” and has done “extensive field work” on what turns guys off and on. Giuliana currently resides in Los Angeles.