If you end the relationship and decide to get together with his best friend, prepare yourself for a bumpy ride. It’s a plan that could fail before you’ve even had the opportunity to give it a chance.

Chris Place resides in Queens Park, London and works in advertising. He can often be found sampling fine wines and beer in any of London's esteemed watering holes. Or asleep. He has a loving relationship with Newcastle United Football Club, but is open to offers of upgrading.