7. “Do you believe in God?” (At some point it might be nice to know if he is a high priest in a Satanic cult or a Jehovah’s witness, but save it for now. It’s an argument in the making.)

6. “Do you like children?” (Do I really need to explain why? Guys are still trying to decide how much booze they need to imbibe to get the courage to make a move on you. The idea that their buzzing sperm could result in a child should be avoided for at least the first few months.)

5. “What happened with your last girlfriend?” (I killed her for asking annoying
questions.)

4. “Have you ever fooled around with a man?” (Thanks for calling me gay!)

3. “Do you believe in love at first sight?/Do you believe in fate?/ Do you believe in destiny?” (Run for the goddamned hills if any of these are ever asked! I get the chills just writing it.)

2. “Are you having a good time?” (Women, you do ask this one, and it’s bizarre and confusing. This is the retarded half-sister of “What do you think of me?”)

1. “Do you ever want to get married?” (Combine all of the horribleness of the above questions to form the ultimate first-date cockblocker on the planet.)