3. “Do you believe in love at first sight?/Do you believe in fate?/ Do you believe in destiny?” (Run for the goddamned hills if any of these are ever asked! I get the chills just writing it.)

2. “Are you having a good time?” (Women, you do ask this one, and it’s bizarre and confusing. This is the retarded half-sister of “What do you think of me?”)

1. “Do you ever want to get married?” (Combine all of the horribleness of the above questions to form the ultimate first-date cockblocker on the planet.)

Herein lies the rub: it’s a good idea not to scare someone off, but BE HONEST!
If this IS someone you want to see again, the truth will come out eventually!
That doesn’t mean play “pull my finger,” it just means be the best part of
yourself. Good luck, ladies!

Bill Dawes is an actor, comic and writer living in New York City. He has starred in numerous Off-Broadway and Broadway shows as well as appearing in several television shows. As a comic, he tours nationally and internationally with Jamie Kennedy, and performs every week at the Laugh Factory on 42nd and 8th in Manhattan. As a writer, he works with Tucker Max and Rudius Media at www.billdawes.net