Take now the areola—it’s another sensitive area of the body that does nothing but surround the nipple, also waiting to be touched. Still, funny stuff. Lastly, and most importantly, is the breast itself. It is, for all intents and purposes, a smooth, soft pocket of fat. This soft pocket of fat is cute.

CUTE: /kyut/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[kyoot] Pronunciation Key - IPA Pronunciation adjective, cut•er, cut•est, adverb, noun
–adjective 1. attractive, esp. in a dainty way; pleasingly pretty

You may be thinking to yourself, "Ew, fat?" But hey, remember that fat kid from The Goonies who would lift up his shirt and push all his fat together? That was cute! That whole movie was cute.

So in the end, yes, the word "booby" was appropriate, but, if it's a turn-off, tell the dude.

Now, my own sexual turnoffs: someone who is really conservative or really liberal in their sexual practices. I have to second Stephen's Don King comment for third base etiquette....especially if there's graying hair.

Ahhhh, thank you and good night.