“You know, I realize giving me a duck call must have seemed like a really good idea at the time. But, honey, I’ve never hunted duck and the chances that I’m ever going to hunt duck are pretty much nil. So, next time you’re thinking of buying me a present, keep this one word in mind: lingerie.”

Reprinted with permission from The Inner Bitch Guide to Men, Relationships, Dating, Etc. by Elizabeth Hilts. Published by Sourcebooks, copyright 2004.

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