Injury Prevention Tip:  Close your eyes. And use a condom.

Cause of Injury: Hazard Zones

One time when my boyfriend and I were having sex, the bed was rocking so hard that it hit my desk which ended up falling over. The desk didn’t land on us (thank God), but we did get pelted by heavy books and cut by broken glass. –Mia, 31.  

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world; 10 times more effective than valium [Source: stunning-stuff.com], but to get to this relaxed state some try a more “aggressive” route, which can lead to broken bones and concussions if you’re not in a sex-safe zone. Saftydildo.com gives some fascinating tips to ensure a hazard-free environment: “Move dangerous objects out of the way before you start foreplay, take care of things like lit candles (more than one fire has started that way), take the gun out from under the pillow, drinking glasses away from the bed, or anything sharp you could fall off the bed and land on."

Man. Now where am I going to put my gun?