III. The “missionary position” shall never be assumed to be the only viable configuration for sexual congress; a woman’s right to be on the top, bottom, side or at any oblique angle that physically be achieved should and shall be explored.

IV. A woman shall be forced to never endure boring, porn-inspired jackhammer sex unless she truly enjoys it (and agrees to ask herself, “Am I truly enjoying this?” to be certain.) She is always entitled to put an abrupt stop to any sexual contact that makes her feel like a blow-up doll.
V. It shall be recognized once and for all that all women are not cut from the same cloth, that they respond differently to sexual contact, and that clitoris stimulation is an art, the proper practice which is wholly unique to every woman. Both parties shall recognize that a woman knows her body best and owes it to herself and her partner to direct his attentions in order to maximize her pleasure. Any partner not patient and willing enough to learn her nuances shall be deemed unacceptable.