Some secret sex ways to minimize the stimulating sounds of your satisfying sensual sessions include:
  • Move your bed away from the wall. Just a few inches off the wall makes a world of difference in how much your roommate hears.
  • Turn on your TV, your stereo or even your air purifier. Anything that will drown out your noises… or anything that you can blame them on if someone overhears. Wouldn’t you rather your roommates think you’re watching a racy sex scene rather than creating your own?
  • Place a towel under the door. You’d be amazed at how something as slight as the crack under your door allows for unnecessary noise pollution in your apartment. A towel will help create your very own soundproof room.
Stay out of the way.
Dealing with the issue of noise and inappropriate sounds is just one of the problems often encountered when trying to keep your sex secret from a roommate or parents. Sometimes, your roommate will be more preoccupied with you having company over in the first place. “If they’re completely against you hooking up at home, you may need to save some money for hotels or only date people with apartments of their own,” says Furman.