ways to find love

You fork over 10 bucks at the movies so you can feel happy, scared or inspired for a couple of hours. But sometimes you leave the theater feeling just plain horrible. Why? Because nothing that romantic ever happens to you. You’ve never met a Leo on a ship headed for an iceberg and you have definitely never serendipitously met “the one.”

Since Hollywood is always right, we decided to use Tinsel Town as our love guide. So forget self-help books, here are the top 10 ways to find love Hollywood-style. Top 10 Ways to Find Love Hollywood-style

10. While You Were Sleeping

Rescue a man from an oncoming train. Not only will you have an immediate in with his family, but if he loses his memory, hey, you’ve got yourself a new fiancée! And, if he ends up being a total loser, you can always find love by going for his brother.

9. Clueless

Step-brothers are fair game. The man of your dreams may be living in the next room over.  Plus, you’ll have a lot in common (like your parents) and if he’s not your blood, then it’s not incest!

8. Titanic

Get on a ship doomed for peril. Just make sure a cute working class passenger is on board and you bring your jerk fiancée. When the iceberg hits, grab a floating piece of debris and say hello (or goodbye) to the love of your life.

7. Serendipity

Rely on fate. Fate is pretty strong force. Especially when you write your name on a book and sell it to one of the million book stands in NYC and he writes his number on a dollar bill and uses it to buy gum.  If you get together after all of this, than it has to be destiny. Because otherwise it’s just luck and that’s just a boring way to find love.